The Best Of Canadian Humour

The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?" The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I." (- this could go under counter spin too. Dio) [It's only 'spin' if it's not true. DrC]