President George W. Bush called Putin yesterday to congratulate him, and suggested that if Russian scientists could develop a nano-brain, he would be interested in acquiring one for himself. Bush's brain utilizes outmoded lead components, which are said to be a serious burden for the American president. Most human beings stopped using lead components for brains around the time that Lucy split off from apes.
http://exile.ru/articles/detail.php?ARTICLE_ID=15988
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Is this really about Russia, or USA, UK, or Canada? [Or all of the above?]
Or "Satire and Humour", which is the section it's in.