Bin Laden To Operatives In Canada

Our analysts agree that the destruction of the intact Canadian family which is the basis of Canadian Society is the key to our takeover of Canada. In order to help speed up of the destruction of intact Canadian families so that our people can take over Canada with just a whimper, I would em.corage operatives to utilize as many of the following strategies as part of an all out plan intended to weaken Canada and provide the opportunity for our Taliban friends to take over: * Claim refugee status when you come to Canada. You can tie up Canada’s legal system for years and while you do this, live off welfare. This will help weaken Canada by tying up its financial resources so that it cannot help the U.S. in any war efforts in our part of the world. The amount of money you get on welfare will allow you to send money back to me as well for more arms. * Send as many of our young women to women’s shelters so that they can live rent free while in Canada and get lots of free furniture and clothes. In this way our own families can get established in Canada at no cost to themselves while taxpayers pick up the tab. * Encourage as many of our people, especially our women, to use the welfare system. It’s easy to get on and pays lots of money to do nothing. This will allow our men to divert more money into arms in our own part of the world. * Encourage our beautiful young girls to marry well off Canadian men or the sons of wealthy families and then have the girls divorce their husbands after having a child. This will result in a huge financial windfall for our cause. It has been reported back that mothers in Canada get everything from the man in a divorce. It has been reported that the women gets the kids, the home and the man’s money. We have heard that many Canadian men kill themselves during a divorce, and it is good for our cause to eliminate as many Canadian fathers as possible. The fewer men there are to fight and protect the country, the easier it will be for us to take over. * Send as many of our people into law school. Our research people have learned that it is the lawyers and judges who make the laws in Canada, not the politicians as most dumb Canadians think. Once many of our people become lawyers will be able to make our own laws to benefit our Al Qaeda friends and our Taliban way of life. * Encourage gay marriages. Myself and those on the Supreme Al Qaeda Council still are confused on this issue and still have not figured out how Canada expects to build a strong nation with men marrying men and women marrying women but all we do know is that it seems to be good for our cause. Let Canada become the laughing stock of the world while we quietly take over using our traditional family values. By the time Canadians figure out that families form the foundation of a strong and healthy nation, there won’t be any Canadian families left! * Build strong families and have many children who will be faithful to our culture and to our god. Unlike these dumb Canadians, we know that strong families and beliefs based on God make a strong and prosperous nation. Go forth and multiply and follow the word of our God. * Build temples to practice our religion. While Canadian churches go broke and close down, make our temples prosper. The family and the community is what will make us strong. It seems that Canadians only think about themselves and the materialistic possessions that surround them. * Good luck to you all. Follow the tips outlined above and one day soon, Canada will be ours and ours alone and the Canadian culture nothing more than something one reads about in a history book. Even Saddam Hussein would be jealous of how easy we were able to take over another country. Who needs nuclear and biological weapons when just a bunch of former lawyers in black robes with little hammers can do a nice clean job for us. Besides, I’m getting kind of tired living in this dark cave, so hurry up with our efforts in Canada so I can come over and collect welfare myself. Your leader, Bin Ladin http://www.fathers.bc.ca/humour.htm

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