Uncle Sam Wants You, Eh?

Posted on Friday, December 26 at 11:34 by earthling

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According to the article, an official from Foreign Affairs and International Trade told the Vancouver Sun, "As a result of our interaction with the U.S. embassy, a letter was sent from the director, Joint Chiefs of Staff in Washington, to the vice chiefs of the U.S. military services, reminding them that their recruiters are to refrain from entering Canadian territory." Maybe they just forgot. The article goes on to tell Canadian readers that Haliburton and 90+ other companies are "engaged around the world in recruiting private armies, which then are leased out to governments like those of the U.S. and Great Britain." Something you probably didn't think to ask for for Christmas.

High unemployment and other outrageous social conditions have already helped the US meet some of its military requirements by exploitng its own citizens. I've been wondering where Canadians fit in the paramilitary phenomenon. Here in the Kootenays, Sinixt people were declared "extinct for the purposes of the Indian Act" in 1956. This sort of official drivel makes them vulnerable to high-maintenance predators like Haliburton and the Bush Administration even if global domination isn't a meaning-of-life issue for them.

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  1. by N Say
    Thu Jan 01, 2004 12:18 am
    Hey, I sent this too! There are a couple reasons for this: 1. We\'re their largest & most loyal colony so they can recruit our natives all they want or 2. They\'re just really really desperate for help in Iraq.

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    "So many right-wing Christians, so few lions." - t-shirt I saw @ school

  2. Thu Jan 01, 2004 3:53 am
    Apparently they didn\'t get the message when we declined to participate in Gulf Slaughter II-Vietnam II.

    But we may yet salvage some good from the situation. With a bit of a bait and switch.
    First, encourage Canadian young people to lead on the recruiters by expressing interest. This would have the benefit of diverting the recruiters\' attention from American youny people. On average the American kids would be more susceptible to the siren sounds of war because they\'ve been exposed to more propaganda.
    When a recruiter appears to be nearly out of patience we
    perform the switch. We say \'Sorry Mr. Recruiter, that young person has a future in Canada. But we can let you have one of our right wing politicians. Granted the politician is a little older, a little overweight, and a little alcoholic, but he/she supports your dream of global hegemony.\'

  3. by N Say
    Thu Jan 01, 2004 8:08 am
    Whoa man, settle down! hehe :D

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    "So many right-wing Christians, so few lions." - t-shirt I saw @ school



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