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Oh, Canada The Coup Coalition

Posted on Sunday, March 07 at 12:30 by N Say
So Americans, have no fear, or minor annoyance anyway - Canada will once again help hold the bag for you while you fill it with the corpses of anyone who dares to oppose your God given right to tell everyone else in the world how to manage their economy and live their lives. Sorry for the little slip up in Iraq - that Chretien must have been one of those old European types, like that asshole Trudeau. Don't worry, Mr. Martin is as American as they come - hell, he already has off shore companies to hide his cash from the state, and although that might be pretty minor league compared to American style corruption- well, hey, this is the minor leagues after all. But at least his heart is in the right place.

Oh Canada the Coup Coalition

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  1. by 4Canada
    Tue Mar 09, 2004 4:44 am
    Ya, why aren't Martin, Graham or Pratt talking about why this coup happened and that our military is going to do the housekeeping for the U.S., not going to make nice for all the poor Haitians that are crazy enough to care about their leader, a leader the U.S. wants out. Good for Chavez of Venezuela. He's telling the U.S. they're in for a 100 year war and no oil if they don't keep hands off. Where's our leader like that? Canada's relationship with Venezuela has become tattered because of our close ties with the U. S.. No wonder we have lost so much trust by the rest of the world. By being the good tag along neighbour we have sullied our once good name. We need our own coup to take back our government!

  2. by Dave Ruston
    Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:21 pm
    I like this little satirical yet accurate account! And yes, Bravo CHAVEZ!!!

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    Dave Ruston

  3. by shadowibis
    Wed Mar 10, 2004 4:39 am
    We might be feeling the sting of Venezuelan displeasure with us over here in New Brunswick. Our provincial government went ahead and approved expenditures of close to $600 million dollars of our tax money to convert one of our electrical generating stations to burn Venezuelan orimulsion... without a signed delivery contract. Dumb. <p> Apparently, now the Venezuelans don't want to produce orimulsion anymore. I wonder if "closer ties" to our good friends to the south who continue to try to overthrow the government there has anything to do with it? <p> Now the province is trying to sue Chavez's government for breach of a non-existent contract. Even dumber.

  4. by 4Canada
    Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:08 am
    Shadowibis, Hi!

    I was thinking of exactly your provincial problems when I mentioned Canada's relationship souring with Venezuela. Your premier is about as bright as B.C.'s I can see. It makes me very sad that Canada's reputation has been lost through prostitution. I hope N.B. can work it out without losing all those millions and can somehow repair any relationship problems with Chavez.

  5. by N Say
    Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:51 am
    I think so too, & I think that's one of the things that could help get us out of the rut we're in. Lots of people say that we should strengthen ties with Europe, while ignoring the south. I think we should strengthen ties with countries in BOTH hemispheres, west & south. So we should try to work more with Venezuela, Argentina & Brazil, and France & Germany. I think we'd get along much better with those countries than with the USA.

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    "So many right-wing Christians, so few lions." - t-shirt I saw @ school

  6. by N Say
    Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:53 am
    whoops, I meant western & northern hemispheres :P

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    "So many right-wing Christians, so few lions." - t-shirt I saw @ school

  7. by 4Canada
    Wed Mar 10, 2004 7:55 am
    I agree N Say. Unless the Canadian government has already made up its' mind to join more than the U.S. MDS we're better off signing on to the multilateral like-minded countries because we need to be able to count on them for support in the event of a hostile takeover by the U.S.. And hostile it would be!

  8. by geoffb
    Wed Mar 10, 2004 8:03 am
    America has done more for us in the past than any other country. You tend to overlook that they accept most of our exports and protect us from foreseeable danger. Granted, the Bush administration has done some pretty stupid things over the past 3.5 years, but that doesn't mean we should discount what our neighbour to the south has done for us. Step out of your socialist boots for 2 seconds and look at the whole picture; no European or South American country would be able to do as much for us as the USA does.

  9. by 4Canada
    Wed Mar 10, 2004 10:41 pm
    Tell me all the things the USA has done for Canada that came straight from their hearts Geoffb. Name them.

  10. by Anonymous
    Thu Mar 11, 2004 5:34 pm
    The takeover has already begun. Mulroney, that f-ing traitor, kicked
    it into high gear and Paul Martin is the new facilitator. 'Liberal'
    party, my ass! We'll have to wait to see what platform the Franken-
    party Conservatives come up with to see who will better represent
    us as lap dog for Dim-wit's, I mean, Bush's neo-cons.

    Sign at next protest - "Martin, man or Monica?"

    Peace,
    Canadandy



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