Smart Ass Answers

Posted on Tuesday, November 07 at 12:48 by Diogenes
SMART ASS ANSWER # 2 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006 A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that Reads, " Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead Of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

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