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Gotta Love Those Cowboy Philosophers

Posted on Wednesday, February 06 at 14:38 by Diogenes
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here. 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him. 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger. 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer. And the Number One Country & Western song is... 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long.

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  1. by rearguard
    Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:07 am
    It's a good thing that sexist jokes won't (yet) get you up before one of those farcically named human rights tribunals, eh?

    btw, I laughed my ass off!

  2. by avatar Dr Caleb
    Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:26 am
    Reminds me of the time I meant to ask my wife 'Pass the salt, honey' but I got tounge tied and accidentally said 'you are killing me slowly, you bitch!'

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