So, there will be no nursing home in my future. When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have checked on reservations on a Princess and I can get a long-term discount and senior discount price of $135 per day.
http://www.rense.com/general69/nonurs.htm
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FWIW, I read this on wiki:
According to an article in the Journal of American Physicians and Surgeons, in a random sampling of questions asked to Medicare customer service representatives, 96% of the answers given were incorrect.
the goes to a 2004 publication. I wouldn't totally bet on the accuracy of the publication just because it sounds so impossible, but anyways.