Tips For Travellers

The exceptions: * Baby formula. * Breast milk in bottles. * Juice for a baby or small child. * Prescription medicine with a name that matches the passenger's ticket. * Insulin. * Essential non-prescription medicine. Put all liquids and gels in checked baggage. If you're boarding a flight to the United States, you'll be asked to take off your shoes for screening. If you can't take off your shoes because you have a disability or are elderly, security officials will check them with detection equipment. Source link: http://www.cbc.ca/story/world/national/2006/08/10/bombing-aircraft.html Rearguard writes: Um, no liquids, but what about solids? For example, you can still slip a bomb inside your mother's homemade doughnuts. Hell, why not ingest a bomb wrapped inside a condom and just walk on board, or perhaps have your spleen removed and replaced by a homemade bomb? In consideration of these new and dangerous possibilities, soon you'll have to remove all your clothes for inspection and in some cases submit to a full body x-ray scan, and you won't be allowed to use the bathroom on any flight, including international flights, unless you are medically proven to be incontinent. You'll be responsible to bring your own diapers, unless you are flying first class, in which case diapers are supplied on demand. No carry-on baggage will be allowed, unless it contains essential medical supplies. all passengers will be required to board the planes fully naked and handcuffed - NO exceptions allowed. Finally, all passengers, except infants and the elderly, will be required to remain seated and locked in place using newly installed security restraints. An extra $2,000 security fee + GST will be required on each ticket purchase. Oh, and anyone who did not fill out a census form will NOT be allowed to fly - period. They obviously hate us for our freedoms, that much is very clear, which is why the Canadian government continues to assist the US and its War on Terror by bombing primarily Muslim nations with strategic potential, mostly oil- and gas-related. The Canadian government also stands by Israel's attack on the people of Lebanon, because, because, ... well because it's Israel dammit! The Canadian government will continue to work hard to ensure that all Canadians can continue to travel freely and safely until the War is won - have a nice day :) PS: We don't give a s#*t about cruise ships, buses, trains, shopping centers, and so on, because everyone knows that terrorists only attack passenger airplanes, with the odd pasenger train here and there . . . but who cares. [Proofreader's note: this article was edited for spelling and typos on August 11, 2006]

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