The Wash Cloth

Posted on Monday, April 10 at 14:14 by Diogenes
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was setting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I then threw the washcloth in the hamper, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped upon the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a millionmiles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor, said, " My, we've made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond. After the exam, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal...some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's mywashcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it." God bless you and keep smiling,

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  1. Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:06 pm
    Now *that* is funny Dio! It is surely a good way to take the boredom/tension out of an OBGYN appt!

  2. Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:26 pm
    the phrase "all that glitters..." comes to mind

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