“I think Cheney is starting to lose it. After he shot the guy he screamed, ‘Anyone else want to call domestic wire tapping illegal?' ”
“Dick Cheney is capitalizing on this for Valentine's Day. It's the new Dick Cheney cologne. It's called Duck!”
Late Show with David Letterman, CBS:
“Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It's Dick Cheney.”
“But here is the sad part -- before the trip Donald Rumsfeld had denied the guy's request for body armour.”
“We can't get bin Laden, but we nailed a 78-year-old attorney.”
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