Pollutants Contaminate The Blood Of Federal Politicians

"heavy metals"?

I had no idea Harper and company listened to Ozzy and Sabbath.

The presence of "retardants" isn't unexpected, and I must admit to being some surprised that higher levels of male bovine fecal matter were no discovered.

One assumes that this means that a snap election is not entirely imminent.

What I want to know is what mix of toxins is responsible for that creepy colour in the PM's eyes.

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"and the knowledge they fear is a weapon to be used against them"

"The Weapon" - Rush

Deacon's on a roll again . .

I thought the creepy eye colour was due to demonic posession.

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"I think it's important to always carry enough technology to restart civilization, should it be necessary." Mark Tilden

So what you're saying is that we need to call an exorcist?

Good idea.

*spins up Tubular Bells' theme from "The Exorcist"

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"and the knowledge they fear is a weapon to be used against them"

"The Weapon" - Rush

Naw!<br />
Just Little Nicky....<br />
<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0185431/">http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0185431/</a><br />
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Besides, to be a politician, one has to be "pre-loaded" with pollutants in the first place.<br />
<p>---<br>"When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change." <br />
-Max Planck<br />
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That'd be so cool, especially if Ozzy's the one who takes his head off. heh

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"and the knowledge they fear is a weapon to be used against them"

"The Weapon" - Rush