Senate Surprised To Find They've Voted Texas Out Of The Union

Former United States President, Senor Jorge W. Bush, was apparently shocked when five minutes after he signed the bill into law he found that due to his signature he and his family were no longer United States citizens and immediately applied for refugee status in the United States, citing the fact that most of his new countrymen would like to kill his ass if they ever got a hold of him. While one might expect this request to be easily and immediately granted, Department of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff has put a hold on Senor Bush's visa, citing national security concerns. Apparently, Mr. Chertoff feels that due to his response to the natural disasters of Rita and Katrina, his pre-emptive attack on the sovereign nation of Iraq which has caused the deaths of more than 2,500 American soldiers and countless Iraqi civilians, his bankrupting of the American economy and woeful environmental record, Senor Bush represents a continuing threat to our nations security. http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=1778

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