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English Will Kill You

Posted on Wednesday, July 12 at 09:15 by Diogenes
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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  1. by avatar Jacob
    Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:29 pm
    Not completely true. Speaking American is what kills you.

  2. by Diogenes
    Fri Jul 14, 2006 7:36 am
    Paying attention to *American* (administrations)is the read mind killer

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    The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.... : Albert Einstein



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