A pair of elderly pensioners swiped two Abrams M1A1 tanks yesterday and crashed them into the Virginia state capitol after driving them 150 miles undetected. In a complex and well-coordinated heist, combining speed and stealth with an uncanny knowledge of US Army security systems, the senior citizens swiped the tanks from a National Guard armory. After crashing the tanks into the office building, the pair fled on foot, eluding hundreds of lawmen. But a dog-eared copy of National Geographic magazine, found at the crime scene addressed to one of the octogenarians, lead to the speedy arrest and confinement of the pair.
Six autistic kids, ranging in age from 12 to 19, broke into Fort Knox yesterday and looted billions in gold from the vaults in a daring daylight raid. The complex, well-coordinated heist, combining speed and stealth with an uncanny knowledge of the vault's security system, allowed the kids easy entry. Video cameras, however, caught the six laughing and joking while entering the open vaults. Unfortunately for the plotters, an inscribed trophy from the 2001 Special Olympics, along with a group photograph of the six, was found at the crime site, foiling the perfect crime.
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The Absurdity Of The Official 9-11 Account
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Few people are aware, that during the American Indian wars, an entire battlion of army cavalry were completely wiped out at the battle of Big Little Hoof-in-Mouth.
On that day, the Indians, who, despite being resourceful, cunning, and extremely brave in battle, had generally not fared well with their spears and bows against the gatling guns and heavy artillery, appeared for battle armed with Uzi machine guns and body armour, riding in Humvee armoured cars.
They ate the batallion for breakfast, mowing down the poor hapless horse riders with coordinated assaults of massed gunfire and grenade attacks, even driving over the horses in their humvees to finish the job.
Where exactly these indians got their hands on automatic weapons and military vehicles from the future remains unknown, as the US military, in extreme embarrassment, covered the whole incident up and told families that the soldiers had been abducted by space men. What was even more amazing is that the indians never demonstrated any skill and technology of this level before or since the attack, and they resorted to their bows and spears again the very next day, much to the relief of the US military.
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“The war is not meant to be won, it is meant to be continuous, the essential act of warfare is the destruction of the produce of human labour”