Choose Your Poison

What sort of person would attempt to stand on a one foot square board attached to a buoy in the middle of a river for as long as they could endure the discomfort, as only one exhausting part of an elaborate, highly-staged scheme to win a million dollars? And once again, with a payoff that will be little more than half of the actual prize money? Call me boring, but I think it's easier to buy a lottery ticket, and I probably stand just as good a chance of winning, and because I'm Canadian I get to keep ALL of the money! From Morty's Cabin Jim Mortellaro, AKA, Morty Morty@MortysCabin.Net http://www.mortyscabin.net/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=399&mode=&order=0&thold=0

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