"Friendly Fire" Takes On New Meaning As Dick Cheney Clocks Companion

I've been dying to use this all day:

I didn't realize it was open season on Lawyers. Did he have a license for them? I'd never hunt them. The pelts are useless. Plus, I think it's mating season, so the meat may be gamie.


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"I think it's important to always carry enough technology to restart civilization, should it be necessary." Mark Tilden

And I've been dying to use this: if only Ol' Dick Cheney had gone
out hunting with George W. Bush that day, eh?

Dr. Caleb and BC Mary yours are both funnier than "They don't call him Dick for nothing" which is all the thought I put into it.

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"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music." Friedrich Nietzsche

Oh I think they're all great! But they are claiming now that they found the weapon of mass destruction...they just didn't know it was one person(and so close to home)....turns out he didn't have a license and had to send in his $7.00 to make up for that as well.

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If I stand for my country today...will my country be here to stand for me tomorrow?

Lots of fun in the morning news. They say "Dead-Eye Dick" put
200 holes in his friend.

Also "feathers are flying" in Washington because news of this
friendly fire wasn't released for 24 hours and then, only via a
bystander who told a local Texas newspaper.

And no licence? Hahahaha ... As in Licence to Ventillate Friends?
All this for Valentine's Day, eh?

"Honestly, I don't know why he was wearing that chicken suit in the middle of the forest, your Honour."

Yea, bird shot can be nasty stuff. Barley sized grains can do a bit of damage.

The first rule of hunting, know what you're shooting at. This is why I won't go into the bush, if I know there are Americans within 50 miles. Cheney is obviously a very dangerous man in the forest.

Except to ducks.



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"I think it's important to always carry enough technology to restart civilization, should it be necessary." Mark Tilden

They're saying that Dead-Eye Dick would do it again exactly the
same way, given the same circumstances. He says he knew there
were quail in those bushes which had to be shot. How was he to
know that a 78-year-old lawyer was not one of those small
feathered birds?

I guess he confused 'pheasant' with 'peasant'.


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"I think it's important to always carry enough technology to restart civilization, should it be necessary." Mark Tilden