New Energy Source Discovered!

Thanks for the comic relief, Pat! We need more of it around here these days.

And if you need to know why toast always lands butter down (and it really does, about 85% of the time) it is because of the height of most standard kitchen countertops. There isn't enough distance for the toast to flip around completely, on a standard slide-off fall. (err yes, I'm a geek).

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“The war is not meant to be won, it is meant to be continuous, the essential act of warfare is the destruction of the produce of human labour”

Thanks, I'm just filling out the Patent forms for my new Roto-Kitty sewer uclogger I just invented too!