I don't necessarily agree with Heather's version of civilization,(I prefer the sod house and homemade water version), but I do agree with her conclusion for paying taxes. And, her description of Harper as "HelmetHead" confuses me. Is it because of the big hair or because he tends to fall down a lot and needs head protection? Or is it a double entendre?
by HEATHER MALLICK
Saturday, June 5, 2004 - Page F2
How I dislike that remark about the only sure thing being death and taxes. Death is a hateful dragnet, except when it's a blessed release. But Canadian taxes are great. I may be alone in this opinion, but hear me out, please. I'm a fan of civilization and, you see, taxes enable civilization. To put it another way, taxes grease the skids of living well.