Smart Ass Answers
Date: Tuesday, November 07 2006
SMART ASS ANSWER # 4
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
"Would you like
dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
SMART ASS ANSWER # 3
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but
She couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
SMART ASS ANSWER # 2
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
Reads, " Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead
Of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The
truck driver says,
"No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."