Vive Le Canada

God works in Mysterious ways.
Date: Saturday, January 20 2007

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the blonde woman says, "So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars, there's nothing
left of them, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should
meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this must
be a sign from God!"

The blonde continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants
us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and
then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately
puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The blonde replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

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