Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:12 pm
The problem is that Canadians aren't from Canada. They're from Ontario, or Quebec, or Newfoundland, or Alberta. Montreal isn't a Canadian city it's a Quebecois city. This is what happens when you have a confederacy, instead of a federation. Provincialism breeds these kinds of situations.
One of the main problems is with our idenity. We choose to identify ourselves with things that can not be recognised by others as being Canadian. Compassion? Big deal. Scandinavians and the Dutch are just as progressive and compassionate as Canadians.
Peacekeeping? Give me a break. Ask the people of Haiti if they're greatful for Canadian peacekeepers? Talk about betraying our supposed legacy. Socialist medicine? Thank God for socialist medicine! I'm sorry, but it's true that European health care is miles ahead of the sacred cow that is Medicare here in Canada.
Foreign Aid? So what? Japan and America contribute just as much if not more per capita than Canadians do. Canada's foreign aid is paltry when you consider that Belgium contributes more per capita than Canada does. And we are suppose to be a G8 nation? Give me a break!
Hockey? Well, it is a great sport. But compared to rugby, cricket, and football (the real kind of football that rest of the world plays) it's not like people in other countries can join us in our admiration for hockey now can they? No wonder we're so good at hockey. We only have to really play against six other countries!
Thousands of years from now when archaeologists and anthropoligsts come to what was once Canada, all they will find is a Golden Arch and what is left of a man still waiting in line for orthopedic surgery. And they'll come to the conclusion that these Canadians did not consider themselves to be Americans, even though everyone else did. Oh, and that they played hockey. Not much of a historic legacy?
But keep repeating that superficial drivel that is put into your mouth by the media and the Liberals about us being compassionate, multicultural, peacekeepers. You're just living in denial.
Another problem is hockey (there I said it!) We're so bloody obsessed with what is essentially a violent sport, it's our only means of expression. The notion that Canadians are a kind, polite, and compassionate people is a complete and utter myth. Canadians are humans just like the rest of the world. There are as many assholes here as there are elsewhere.
But instead of expressing ourselves by marching in a demonstration, becoming involved in a political movement or throwing our corrupt politicans out of office, what do we do? We don't get mad, we play hockey. We get pissed off, so we play hockey. We don't get our hands dirty, we just play hockey. It's the only kind of expression we're capable of!
We weren't Americans, but we are becoming American. So much attention paid to protecting the sacred cow that is Quebec has seen what identity English Canadians had developing for itself after independence become sold off for a cheap plastic American imitation.
If you're an American you have to ask yourself, how would I feel if Americans behaved in such away? You'd loathe it as much as Canadians do. If you've ever bought an album by Pulp, you'll see something written in the inside booklet when you open the CD up...
"Please understand. We don't want no trouble. We just want the right to be different. That's all"
I think that's all Canadians want. But poor leadership in our country is to blame, not evil Americans. We're responsible for our own actions and instead of lookin south for excuses, let's look in the mirror?
I'm not afraid to say Quebec should leave. Given the current status quo, I'd probably be happy to see them leave. I'm sick to death of the Quebec elite, they've been given far too much influence in this country while western politicians for example are ridiculed here in the east for being redneck bigots.
A big problem too is Ontario and Toronto. You have to realise, over four million Canadians live in the Toronto area, an aree littered with federal ridings. Ontarians are just out of touch with reality.
It's the media centred in Toronto that's to blame. It's not that they are for the Liberals and against the Conservatives. They're not for the NDP either (with the notable exception probably being CityTV). It's that the media is so bloody Liberal in their allegiance.
For example, on Global News tonight they did a piece on how kind and compassionate Paul Martin was in making amends with the Italian community over internment during the Second World War. They then followed this story with, and I quote "the opposition leaders in Ottawa plotting their next move". If you don't think Ontarians are being saturated with propaganda think twice. Sometimes those little singals can be quite influential.
The way I look at it is that I'm a Canadian. I'm a North American, I'm English (more towards the English sense, then the American sense of the word), and I live in country that is not a democracy, but an out dated 19th century immitation banana republic. My country is massively insecure and divided, spoiled, and sadly self-righteous.
What we need is a new choice and new leadership. I doubt we're going to get it. And should Canada break up, I'll take solace in the fact that there's always Australia...