[N Say]

I saw this on CBC. It was pretty cool. <img align=absmiddle src='images/smilies/razz.gif' alt='Razz'>

[Dr Caleb]

Very cool. I look good in pink. But in purple, I am stunning! <img align=absmiddle src='images/smilies/lol.gif' alt='Laughing Out Loud'>

[Diogenes]

GREAT COMEBACK Doc!<br /> all I can do is have my memory banks come up with this <br /> Lyrics by Andy Razaf<br /> Music by Thomas "Fats" Waller and Harry Brooks<br /> <br /> Cold, empty bed,<br /> Springs hard as lead,<br /> Pains in my head,<br /> Feel like old Ned.<br /> What did I do <br /> To be so black and blue?<br /> <br /> No joys for me,<br /> No company,<br /> Even the mouse <br /> Ran from my house,<br /> All my life through<br /> I've been so <br /> Black and blue.<br /> <br /> I'm so forlorn,<br /> Life's just a thorn,<br /> My heart is torn,<br /> Why was I born?<br /> What did I do to be so<br /> Black and blue?<br /> <br /> I'm white inside,<br /> But that don't help my case.<br /> 'Cause I can't hide <br /> What is on my face,<br /> Oh!<br /> <br /> [Alternative lyrics <br /> for the last verse]<br /> I'm sad inside,<br /> But it don't help my case<br /> 'Cause I can't hide<br /> All the sorrow<br /> That's on my face.<br />

[Tigana]

Goodbat Nightman<br /> <br /> God bless all policemen<br /> and fighters of crime,<br /> May thieves go to jail<br /> for a very long time.<br /> <br /> They've had a hard day<br /> helping clean up the town,<br /> Now they hang from the mantelpiece<br /> both upside down.<br /> <br /> A glass of warm blood<br /> and then straight up the stairs,<br /> Batman and Robin<br /> are saying their prayers.<br /> <br /> * * *<br /> <br /> They've locked all the doors<br /> and they've put out the bat,<br /> Put on their batjamas<br /> (They like doing that)<br /> <br /> They've filled their batwater-bottles<br /> made their batbeds,<br /> With two springy battresses<br /> for sleepy batheads.<br /> <br /> They're closing red eyes<br /> and they're counting black sheep,<br /> Batman and Robin<br /> are falling asleep. <br /> <br /> Roger McGough