Reverend Blair
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Posts: 2043
Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:28 pm
I have a stereo-type of a farmer for you. Imagine a man who hasn't had a haircut since the last millenium or a beard trim since last October. He's chopped off his bib-alls someplace between the knee and the crotch. All he's wearing is those, an Allis Chalmers cap, and a pair of workboots, as he perches on a John Deere seat with a bottle of Western Pilsner balanced in his crotch and a hand-rolled smoke in the corner of his mouth.<br />
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That was me, and I don't claim to be a stereotypical farmer...or even a farmer. I can hay like a bugger though, as long as the relatives don't piss me off and somebody fills me in on how the new equipment works. Things are a lot easier now. <img align=absmiddle src='images/smilies/biggrin.gif' alt='Big Grin'> <br />
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That's the thing though...if somebody would put a picture of me in the Toronto Star, or the Winnipeg Sun, or even the Regina Leader Post, a lot of people would think that's what farmers look like. <br />
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I know a fair number of farmers, and not a lot of them look like that. Most have never even owned a pair of bib-alls and the majority of them shave and cut their hair. Most can tie a tie (I depend on others for that, when I can't avoid the choke chain) and have more than one suit (I had one, but I got too big).<br />
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Most farmers my age (40's), and a good number my parents age (really old but they claim to be middle-aged, like 130 is the natural lifespan), have university degrees in agriculture. Just about every farm kid can do a fair bit of mechanical work, welding, carpentry, plumbing, electrical, and kind of thumb-nail engineering. A lot of it isn't exactly right, but it's mostly not wrong either. Most have read enough to carry on an intelligent conversation about most things. If they've been through 4-H, they can likely write a report. Almost everybody is smart enough to realise that offering a bottle of beer or glass of rye is common courtesy and there's generally more than one fork in a place setting.<br />
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I've been around farmers all my life and I've met many so stupid I wanted to strangle them. I've never met a "dumb farmer" though, and even the stupidest of them were at least as bright as the average human being because that's what so many of them are. <br />
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