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Category: Canadian Jokes/Canada vs USA Jokes

From:	Arctic_Menace
Author:	Unknown
Added:	April 21, 2005
Modified:	April 21, 2005
Views:	15390
Votes:	25
Rating:	7.56

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What Canada is......:

Pretty good, based on a true story.

Four American marines and one Canadian sniper were on patrol when one of the Americans asks: "What is Canada???"

The Canadian replies: "Easy, Canada is what the USA would be without the assholes in it..."

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Posted By: Anonymous	its funny cause its true
Posted By: Anonymous	Best joke ever. Coooool stuff baby!!
Posted By: Anonymous
Posted By: Anonymous	duh
Posted By: TheUSofA1776	these aren't even jokes. BTW, your "punch line" (if you can call it that) can be read two ways
Posted By: Anonymous	wow...
Posted By: Anonymous	lol very true...but then there would be no people left in the US! (hehehe)
Posted By: Anonymous	haha Canadians are the best pplll, f*ck:D:D
Posted By: southyr6	that is quite possibly the dumbest fvcking joke ever. boring uncreative canadian idiot.
Posted By: btm11	y the hell r u here? do i have 2 chase u all over the site? stfu, and get a life.
Posted By: Anonymous	theUSofA1776, you are a ginourmous prck, and you diss all of these jokes.the fact is is that they are all true so fck off

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